MORNINGS WITH YOU
I slowly wake
as day is dawning
and lips imploring.
The sheets against my skin,
like wrapping paper
on Christmas morning.
- Tell them all to stop.
- You want the entire horde to stop? For how long?
- Until I command them otherwise.
you know that mood you get in sometimes where you just fucking are in love with drinking water
You mean life?
4 score and 20 years ago i blazed it
now im stoned
If you ever think you’ve been embarrassed keep in mind that when I went shopping at Victoria’s Secret and the lady behind the counter wanted my email, when I told her the people behind me got real quiet and the lady checking out my friends purchase started laughing really loudly
This was a very important moment
10 Disney Fun Facts
Sulley should have shaved the legs and arms
But isn’t Cinderella blonde?
I’ve said it before and I will say it until the day I die: Elsa’s hair was NOT WHITE!!! Do you want to see what WHITE hair looks like?!?!? Look at Anna right before she goes full on icicle, THAT’S white hair!!
so 106 and park are making blue ivy hair jokes?
jokes towards a two year old for having black textured hair?
on a network called BLACK entertainment television?
when you get picked up early from school
first your like:
everybody looks at you like:
then you walk out like: